McConaughey Spotted Jogging With Shirt On
by Justin Cross
Mar 31, 2008 18:43:29
Last Wednesday, movie star and Hollywood hunk Matthew McConaughey was seen running on South Beach in Miami sporting a grey tank top. The star of such movies as “Dazed and Confused” and “We Are Marshall” shocked paparazzi who were looking to snap photos of a half-naked McConaughey in full
Ruben Studdard to Marry McRib Sandwich
by Jake Craney
Jun 24, 2008 23:36:30
Kind-hearted American Idol star Ruben "The Velvet Teddy Bear" Studdard is apparently ready to tie the knot this Saturday. The portly pal with the pristine pipes who captured the hearts of America and restaurant owners everywhere has fallen head-over-gullet for the McRib sandwich, found exclusively at McDonald’s.
“I had my doubts about this,” said Studdard’s longtime friend Tony D
Top Ten Ways to Beat the Summer Heat
by Justin Cross
Jun 19, 2008 14:25:32
10. Embrace Paleness: That’s right…the first thing you need to beat the summer heat is an attitude adjustment. Tan skin may help you pick up the ladies/guys, but it’ll also leave you sweaty and wrinkled. If you need motivation, just look at pictures of George Hamilton (Dancing w/ the Stars, Hollywood Squares) or a leather suitcase.
9. Surround Yourself with the Right People: Com
Do As I Say: April 29, 2008
by Ray Wagner
Apr 29, 2008 6:21:50
Q: Dear, Do As I Say…
I am stuck in North Carolina, but I really want to move to the west coast… What's the best way to start the ball rolling?
Signed,
California Dreaming
A: Naturally, the first thing that comes to mind is that you'll need to update your slang dictionary. I think the last time someone got "the ball rolling," Reagan was still in the White House. Y
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Teacher Helps Vote Student out of Kindergarten Class
Jun 9, 2008 15:04:05
Recently, five year old Florida boy Alex Barton was voted out of his Morningside Elementary Kindergarten class by his classmates aided by their teacher. After each kindergartener was allowed to say what they didn’t like about Alex, they voted whether he stayed or left the classroom. He was voted out fourteen to two and banished to the nurse’s station. Alex is a promising boy in the process
Video Professor Releases Latest Product: How to Purchase Video Professor Products
May 31, 2008 19:19:28
If you are anything like me, then you have experienced this problem before. There you sit on your couch or davenport, watching late-night programming on the television while you struggle to identify the hazy numbers on the clock some six feet away. All of the sudden, you are transformed to a world where buying and selling products on EBay is a breeze, manipulating Microsoft Excel spreadsheet
Chris Hansen to Help MLB Steroid Investigation
May 28, 2008 21:53:21
Popular Dateline NBC correspondent Chris Hansen has been called upon to aid in the ongoing Major League Baseball steroid investigations. Hansen has become famous for his role in Dateline’s “To Catch a Predator” series, in which he and a hired crew set up sting operations to catch online sex predators.
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