
One of the year’s best comedies came out last month starring Will Ferrell and Woody Harrelson in Semi-Pro, a comedy mocking the 70's American Basketball Association. Filled with fun and laughs, the film follows one-hit-wonder singer Jackie Moon and his Flint Tropics basketball team as they try

10. Leer jets – One of the more expensive you may make this season but certainly a great deal with CEOs needing to sell them before they go ask Congress for money.


Kind-hearted American Idol star Ruben "The Velvet Teddy Bear" Studdard is apparently ready to tie the knot this Saturday. The portly pal with the pristine pipes who captured the hearts of America and restaurant owners everywhere has fallen head-over-gullet for the McRib sandwich, found exclusively at McDonald’s.
“I had my doubts about this,” said Studdard’s longtime friend Tony D

Q: Dear, Do As I Say…
I am stuck in North Carolina, but I really want to move to the west coast… What's the best way to start the ball rolling?
Signed,
California Dreaming
A: Naturally, the first thing that comes to mind is that you'll need to update your slang dictionary. I think the last time someone got "the ball rolling," Reagan was still in the White House. Y


10. Embrace Paleness: That’s right…the first thing you need to beat the summer heat is an attitude adjustment. Tan skin may help you pick up the ladies/guys, but it’ll also leave you sweaty and wrinkled. If you need motivation, just look at pictures of George Hamilton (Dancing w/ the Stars, Hollywood Squares) or a leather suitcase.
9. Surround Yourself with the Right People: Com

Recently, five year old Florida boy Alex Barton was voted out of his Morningside Elementary Kindergarten class by his classmates aided by their teacher. After each kindergartener was allowed to say what they didn’t like about Alex, they voted whether he stayed or left the classroom. He was voted out fourteen to two and banished to the nurse’s station. Alex is a promising boy in the process

If you are anything like me, then you have experienced this problem before. There you sit on your couch or davenport, watching late-night programming on the television while you struggle to identify the hazy numbers on the clock some six feet away. All of the sudden, you are transformed to a world where buying and selling products on EBay is a breeze, manipulating Microsoft Excel spreadsheet